*uses panorama to take dick pic*
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
*knits myself a thong*
finding out you’re on your period while having sex
when your playlist on shuffle and your fave song comes on
A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background.
getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses
ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.